Asshole license 1.0

Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions
are met:
1. You agree that you're an asshole.
2. You agree for the copyright owner of this software/work to call you an
   asshole, both privately and publicly.
3. You agree and promise not to sue the copyright owner of this
   software/work nor anyone acting on behalf of the copyright owner of this
   software/work for calling you an asshole.
4. You agree and promise not to sue the copyright owner of this
   software/work, nor anyone acting on behalf of the copyright owner of this
   software/work, in relation with reverse-engineering actions performed on
   your software/products.
5. You agree and promise not issue DMCA claims against any software
   developed and/or distributed by the copyright owner of this
   software/work or anyone acting on behalf of the copyright owner of this
   software/work. Should such claims happen regardless, they will be
   automatically void.

THIS SOFTWARE/WORK IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS''
AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
ARE DISCLAIMED.  IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE
FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL
DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR
SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER
CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT
LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY
OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE/WORK, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
SUCH DAMAGE.